Have you ever been driving down the road, listening to the radio, and then all of a sudden a song just takes a turn for the creepy worse?? Like it's a great jam, but that one line is borderline uncomfortable. Naturally, I like to find these songs and play them a ridiculous amount of times. Here are some of my faves:
1. Please Don't Go- Mike Posner. "If you leave, I'm gonna find you". Please don't. That's stalking. Great song, otherwise.
2. Every Breath You Take-Sting and the Police. This is the ultimate creeper jam. "Every step you take, I'll be watching you". Unacceptable.
3. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend- Miranda Lambert. Okay, I get the whole "jealous ex-girlfriend" thing. But stalking out five bars and bringing your gun along..it's a little much.
4. The Mixed Tape- Jack's Mannequin. "I read your letter, the one you left when you broke into my house". Um..wait, since when is B&E romantically acceptable? The answer is never.
5. All Hail the Heartbreaker-The Spill Canvas. "What if I ripped your heart apart at the seams, maybe then you'd know how I feel". Whoa. Whoa. Chill....a little too aggressive.
6. Loving You From a Distance- Corey Smith. This whole song is just creepy. Like "guy standing in the corner staring down the pretty girl" creepy.
Okay, that's all I have for now. Creep on, playas.
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Omg! I peed a little when I read this! JUST KIDDING!!!! I mean, I really did laugh LOUDLY out loud! Of course, number 1 made me die!! You were so CREEPED when I played you that song! Number 2 brought back some childhood memories of dad driving you and me to school...other artists that come to mind are Hootie and Seal! I love our dad!
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Love you sis!
I was going to kill you if you didnt add From a Distance to this one...I mean really, it is the ultimate creeper song. I refuse to listen to it because Corey creeps me out when he sings it. In other news, I love your blogs kinda like I love you!
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